An Iggy Adventure

Sitting in his Jungle fortress, Iggy Koopa waited and waited for his fathers nemisis Mario to arrive and battle him in his trap-filled castle. "Ze stupid man," the koopaling said to himself, "how long does eet take to defeat my measly blue haired, stuck up youngair brother?" He scoffed. "it may take time to take down zat peenk-headed egg-scuze for a powairhouse, but larry? really? Iz it zat hard to take down a meedgeet like heem?" Iggy turned in his chair. "geh..i am so very bored...I could actually appreciate zome of Luvsick's piano muzeek right now..."
Iggy quickly turned his attention to the nearest Dry Bone. "You! Guy-phone! Put Luvsick on ze line!" The Dry Bone tilted his head. "..who, lord Iggy?" Iggy rolled his eyes. "My oldest brothair, you zmall minded zombie! LUVSICK!!!" The Dry Bone immediatly understood. "oh, LUUUUDWIG, ok, i gotcha." Iggy mumbled something crude under his breath. A large holographic screen appeared on the far wall. Ludwig looked quite confused. "I...vat? Iggy? Vat do YOU vant from me?" Iggy propped his head up with his fist. "I...I actually vant to leesen to your muzeek. for onze een my life." Ludwig's annoyed expression immediatly brightened with excitment.
"why, zairtenly, my ingenius brothair, vhy not?" Iggy rolled his eyes and sighed. "anytheeng new?" Ludwig smiles grew. "Indeed, i have just ze thing to cure you of your boredom.." He sat at a piano and cracked his knuckles, adjusted his seat, and began to play. "I call zis piece, vorlde vone a von, marko supre broe."
He continued to play. to Iggy, it was usually the most boring thing to ever here. but right now, it was way better than listening to the echoing sounds of the deep, cold, colourless castle. "Hmm..Luvsick...zat is a rathair vimiliair sound...i theenk zat was ze song zat played ven keeng fathair first keednapped mothair peach. deed you campose zat von?"
Ludwig's face reddened. "I, uh...yes. ze song iz not new...i vas saveeng it for ven one of you would ask me to play you a song. ees eet good? have i done vell?"
Iggy smirked. "it ees rathair enjoyable, not zometheenk i vould leesen to constantly,but yes, it ees extremairly vell done." Ludwig's face brightened up more than it ever has in his life. Even Iggy noticed it. "oho, THANK you, Iggy! thank you very much! I vill make a zong dedeicated to you!" Iggy laughed. "vhy, vat an honour! zank YOU, my brothair, thank you." A Dry Bone ran up to Iggy, panting. "lord Iggy...i have recieved....confirmation that...Mario has....reached Wendy's castle!" It fell over, exhausted from the climb up the tower. Iggy looked down at its head, and kicked it off pathetically. "zat was fast. he must've used a cannon...Luvsick, you vill have to excuse me, i am bissy..."
Ludwig nodded. "of courze. King Dad's ordairs are more eemportant zen our antics. good day, Iggy." The screen vanished. Iggy stood up. "now..." he said, as he smiled vyley. "Ve vill see vat zis supair Mario ees made of..."